What would happen if a 2016 Maxima went back in time and had sex with a Pontiac Aztek? Time and time again I've seen a manufacturer show off their latest concept and felt my salivary glands kick into action. Time and time again I've felt the horror and revulsion when the production version is revealed. Cue sad music. When the Scion C-HR concept was revealed I had just sold my supercharged FR-S and was wondering what interesting vehicle I could get next. What a neat design... it was. After a mid-design platform change and the complete dissolution of the Scion brand, this is what we get. I'm sure they will sell like hotcakes for the first year until Toyota runs out of suckers.